It’s Derivation now. We’re learning derivation, which is my favorite chapter in high school math. But my french friends are just so dumb. Thank god I always sit with Audrey, who’s like really smart. Damn they just can’t fucking count things. The can’t calculate oh god. Everytime, I’m always like “WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB JESUS YOU’RE 16 YEARS OLD LOGIC MAN LOGIC”

So tonight I have my math book with me so I can give you some examples. I always write the problems they couldn’t solve.

1. f(x)=3x-0,6
   The teacher then asked like 3 students and only one had the right answer. Two of them didn’t even guess the answer. They were just… say nothing and goes “um…um…je sais pas”
2. f’(h)=(h²+5h)∕h
   Look. This is like a problem for an 8th grader. They teacher asked some of the students and NONE of them could answer. I was like “PICK ME PICK ME” but he didn’t. I wanted to raise hand but I’m too shy. One of the students guessed the answer h²+5 and I was like D:

I have another examples but I don’t want to write it all down. But the thing is…. mother of god french people. It’s not easy you know, dealing with frenchies.

They are so complicated.

Like, no kidding. They’re not dumb, but they just make things more complicated. And I fucking hate that. And now, for math problems…. You can’t even imagine.

To look for a line equation in a graph (god I don’t know how to explain this) we can just use y=ax+b and then find the a and b by eliminating the equation of two points of the line, right ? (you won’t understand this please excuse my poor vocab) But it’s like SO easy right?!

With a young french teacher (my teacher haha) we have to utilize this goddam makingmathproblemsmorecomplicated formula which is pretty much like a=Yx - Yy/Xx -Xyajsdhaaskjdhalwi okay look I don’t remember the formula because WHY WOULD I FILL MY BRAIN WITH A COMPLICATED FORMULA WHEN I KNOW THE SIMPLE WAY TO SOLVE IT

And then when we learn derivation, the teacher didn’t teach us limits!!! Which is just DUMB because it’s like the goddam basic. The teacher just explain a bit about dy/dx and then he gave us a paper with derivation formulas.

HE DOESN’T FUCKING TEACH US LOGICS

and it’s goddam MATH so if your LOGIC’S not working THEN YOU’RE JUST GONNA BE DUMB FOREVER AT MATH